What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Your adopted

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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