- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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