Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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