- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

NASCAR being considered a sport.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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