- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Obama = ebola

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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