- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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the midget went to the midget store

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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