- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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