Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Good job, son.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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