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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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