You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

knock knock who's there ?

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

i just wrote this so hard

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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