What's funnier than 24? 25

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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