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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

whats up and also down? your mum

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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