A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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