- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

WILLYS

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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