- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Yellow People !!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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