- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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