You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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