- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

God is real.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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