- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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