A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Two planes walk into an office building

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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