- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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