- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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