You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Anti Joke

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