- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Everybody will die

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Gay republicans

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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