- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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