- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A fat guy!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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