What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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