Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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