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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A house comes around the corner.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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