- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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