- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A fat guy!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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