why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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read me write me

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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