- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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