- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How old are you? 7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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