What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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