- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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