- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

poopy is poopy

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

George W. Bush

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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