Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

The holocaust

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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