- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Equal rights!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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