What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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im gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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