One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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