- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How old are you? 7

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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