Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

i like turtles

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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