- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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