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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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