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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Chlamydia

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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