What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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women's rights.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Manchester City

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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