- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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