why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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im gay

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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