- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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