- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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