- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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