- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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