what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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