- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's a joke? Funny

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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