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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Wolfjob.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Hello.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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