- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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