- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what is orange? an orange

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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