red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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