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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

ure mama's so fat

How come anti jokes r funny

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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