An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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