How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A hill billy went fishing

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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