- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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