a black guy with rights in 1924

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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