Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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French people.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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your fat

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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