Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Laura Pratz..

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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