How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Women's Rights

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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I like your hair

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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