-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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