Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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theres a fat guy

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Women's Rights

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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