What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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I Love Hitler.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Rick Perry.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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