3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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