Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Five guys one rape.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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