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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Roses are red Violets are blue

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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