What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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i have cancer

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Hair

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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