- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Kenny G

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Where to, sir? Forward.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Roses are red Violets are blue

apple pie.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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