what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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