Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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mitt romney

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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