Military intelligence.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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