- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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