What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

who just made fun of katie matt

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

I Love Hitler.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Chuck Norris died.

Rick Perry.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Female Athletics

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

make me a sandwich!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

hi bye

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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