a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Female Athletics

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dildo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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