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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Detroit has a low crime rate

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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